Greetings, traveller! Nice to meet you out here in the depths of the Web, far from the hustle and bustle of the “places to be”. What brings you here? I mean, not that I would fault you for trying to find somewhere a little quieter, not at all. There is a reason I’m out here all by my …
Oh, but where are my manners!
Hi, my name is Timo, and you have arrived at the humble little corner of the WWW that I call my home.
Come in, come in, don’t be shy. I won’t eat you or anything.
Mind if I show you around?
Brilliant! All right, where do we send you first … Ah, of course … Just around the corner, you’ll find the nexus, to where and from where all paths lead. Or, if you merely want to check out the blog, there’s a shortcut juust over there. Oh, and if you’d like to stay out here a bit longer, but have had enough of this place, there’s a room just over here, containing my collection of doors to other places. Ones I myself like to visit.
Hm? Oh, no, I’m done monologuing for the time being. You’ll have to find out the rest by yourself. More fun that way, no? Go, explore to your heart’s content!
If you need anything, though, don’t despair. I’ll be here. What kind of host would I be to leave an esteemed guest like yourself entirely to your own devices, eh?